Bow Pussy

Today, Sardinas learns one of the most important things of being a kick ass, the great cat! Today he learns...

  

After the mission has been completed, he will venture into 

Just remember, when your cat cries uncontrollably, it's because of Sardinas. When your cat disappears, it's because of Sardinas. When your cat commits suicide by road, it's because of Sardinas. When your cat is mauled by a wild animal, it's because of Sardinas. When your cat is stolen and ends up as dinner, it's because of Sardinas. When your cat contracts cat aids, Sardinas, set them up with a dirty pussy. When your fluffy becomes pregnant, it's because of Sardinas. Please don't let "Sardinas the Great" make you have your cat put down. Their is only one, "Sardinas the Great". The world needs peasants!